Rex Flex

**You should have SEX on days that begin with T**
* Thanksgiving
* Tuesday
* Thursday
* Today
* Tomorrow
* Thaturday?
* Thunday?
* Every Thucking day!

**Sex is**
* like Nokia (connecting people)
* like Nike (Just do it)
* like Pepsi (ask for more)
* like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
* like me (too good to be true)

**Top 10 Places to have sex**
# In your bed
# In your parents bed
# In his car
# On a washing machine, while running
# In a hot tub
# On a beach, down in the sand
# On a comfy couch with the TV on
# On a waterbed
# A plane bathroom
# _In the rain_

**Top 10 Places NOT to have sex**
# In the movies
# In a car… WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING!
# In front of all of your friends
# In a phonebooth
# In your best friend’s bed
# At Grandma’s house
# At school
# In your dirty basement
# In the street
# _ON-LINE_

**Top three things to say before having sex**
# I love you (but only if you mean it)
# Rock my world
# Let’s get ready to RUMBLE…

**Top three things NOT to say before having sex**
# Is this gunna hurt?
# Sure….I’ve done this thousands of times…
# Are you sure it’s on there?

**Top 3 things to say after sex**
# Are you sure this was you’re first time?
# Gotta cigarette?
# Wanna do it again?

**Top 3 things NOT to say after sex**
# That was IT??
# I think I hear my mom calling me — see ya
# OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!