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Warning To All Men

February 16th, 2005 Rex Morgan No comments

Police today are warning all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called “BEER” to target unsuspecting men.

This drug comes in liquid form and is available everywhere. “BEER” is used by female predators to persuade helpless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these “BEERS” and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless.

After several “BEERS,” men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life’s savings in a scam called “a relationship.”

In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called “Marriage”. Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once “BEER” is administered.

Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious “BEER” and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected,like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under: “Golf Courses.”

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Super Bowl

February 7th, 2005 Rex Morgan No comments

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Well, for those of you that do live under a rock, the New England Patriots won the superbowl. I’ve always wondered what happened to the NFL in the 21st century? I hear New England being called a “dynasty”.. what the hell? What happened to the Doomsday Defense of the Dallas Cowboys? What happened to all the cheese heads? We need more cheese heads damnit! I wish the Green Bay Packers would get their head out of their asses and figure out what’s going on. I don’t keep up with football a whole lot, but I am a Green Bay fan.

Anyway, development on starkBlog seems to be a little slow right now, mainly because I’m currently working on another project for Poipu Linux. Once I’m finished with that project, I’ll start working on starkBlog some more. The ideas I have for it are, multiple categories for each post, a little easier to use commenting system, and a way to set rules for the commenting system, much like filters work in email clients.

That’s really all I had to say, so I’m off to bed, I have to get up in about five hours to goto class…

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